8.09.2006

Snippety Snip Snip

A Kinder Cut

Apparently a circumcised weiner reduces your chances of getting HIV from a woman by 60%. This makes perfect sense, considring you're actually removing a fold where shit can get stuck. (Gross, huh?) Furthermore, the removal of the foreskin actually hardens the glans and renders it more difficult for HIV to get into.

They estimate that if every male in Africa were circumcised 6,000,000 AIDS cases would be avoided each year. That fuckin' rules. Remember, most of the people that get AIDS here are homosexuals, and the majority over there are hetero, and they transmit the disease because they have no idea how seminal fluid works, etc.

Send the moils to Africa! Let's have an African Bris Fest!

Hahaha... sorry, this isn't a laughing matter, but at least there's some benefit to doing it, other than the fact that you won't look like a freak.

Let's go have sex!

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